NASA Nappy Napper

I'm sure we're all aware of the NASA Nappy Napper, the kidnapping astronaut who wore a nappy to prevent stopping for toilet breaks. (Toilet breaks are the number one reason people calm down from rage, statistics that I have just made up show).

This of course is not a new phenomena. Back in the sixties, there was that astronaut who had a middle eastern woman chained up in his house as a slave, and he insisted that she call him "Master." He made a complete fool of the psychiatrist assigned to assess him. His name was Major Anthony Nelson, and his colleague Major Roger Healy was also found to be complicit in the affair.