I've become a director. Just like Barbra Streisand, except I'm not directing myself...

Look at all the gigs I am doing! Over there, on the right. Sheesh. Who has time to blog?

(This blog will look stupid when I've done all those gigs and it's still sitting on the top of this page...) 

Two of the four Horse-Divas of the Gaypocalypse are riding out together. Can the other two be far behind? 

(Originally broadcast 7:35am Matt and Jo Show 101.9 The Fox, Melbourne)

Okay, so I went to the movies yesterday. Took my little sister, it was her birthday. Thought I'd give her the whole red carpet premiere experience, where we would rub shoulders with Jason Bateman.

Casting. It’s the most important thing in television. It’s why we love Masterchef and hate The Renovators. It’s why we’ll watch The Block but not Top Design. I think I know why The Renovators is so shitful. It’s a really slick, glossy show. Big sets, sweeping crane shots, huge set-pieces and actual renovations.

We get all the big interviews at The Fox. Jo Stanley and Dave Thornton this morning had a natter to Thorpedo's mum, Margaret, to see just what the press conference today is about.