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I just woke up in a puddle of drool on my new couch. Apparently it is comfortable. — 1 week 3 hours ago
@MolksTVTalk as you were... — 1 week 13 hours ago
Who's volunteering to come over and hang my Carrie Kennedy original? You must be hot, and wearing small shorts. http://t.co/NHktJ8KV — 1 week 13 hours ago
@guy_fi I don't know yet... They're in a box somewhere. I'm still moving! — 1 week 13 hours ago
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Submitted by Adam on Sun, 02/08/2009 - 23:04

I swear I didn't do anything with Peter Andre