Hello Chickens,

Well, it's time to crack out the Dreamgirls soundtrack, and belt out my favourite number.

After an 11th hour reprieve (and by 11th hour, I do mean, the 59th minute of the 11th hour) I have decided to return to the Matt and Jo show on Melbourne's Fox FM.

The management of Fox made me an offer I couldn't refuse, much like the Godfather. When I woke up with Lowie's head in my bed, I knew I had to stay on. (That is all a joke, btw, I'm not inferring that the Austereo Network has anything to do with organised crime. They are far from organised).

So, to quote Dreamgirls' Effie "And I am telling you, I'm not going, and you - and you - and you, you're gonna love me."

Mwah

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